Yes, the recap of the Teen Mom 2 reunion is still in the works! But there’s just so much Teen Mom news I’m having a hard time keeping up.
If I missed anything let me know in the comments below. Let’s get rolling!
Farrah Abraham and Simon Saran are “on a break”
Who else is upset by this? Just me? I mean, honestly I just want to keep Simon around for the lulz, so these people better get their shit together. Simon claims that Farrah is a totally different person when filming, so he just has to take a break.
Meanwhile, Farrah has officially RSVPed to Amber Portwood’s wedding invite. (Yes, Amber seriously invited every cast member from both Teen Mom OG and Teen Mom 2).
“They lie and they need to stop using me to get attention for their wedding and book,” Farrah told Radar Online. “I want nothing to do with their criminal behavior or lying evil groups of people they associate with.” She ended by saying “I’m happy both the scam artists can be a happily married criminal couple!”
It looks like Simon RSVPed “Maybe” when he told Radar Online “I haven’t been to a circus in a while, it could be fun!”
Javi “Puta” Marroquin has a “book deal,” sort of
It’s no longer just lip flapping. Javi Marroquin has a
legit “book deal” with a legit publisher. Actually, wait. It’s not that legit. Javi is working with a place called 13th & Joan. I checked out their website, and this place is one of those pay-to-print deals. They offer what they laughably call “print and publishing services” for which they will actually charge Javi. The prices listed include packages that range from $750 to $2750 and higher. As someone with insider experience, I can tell you that no legit publisher does this, guys. In fact, legit publishers often give the author a check upfront as part of their advance on royalty payments. No two ways about it, this is a vanity press.
Poor Javi. He’s getting Heartlessly Hustled again.
Matt Baier’s book leak deleted
So I’ve mentioned in three articles (here and here and also here) how the parody Twitter account Amber L. Porkwood posted leaks from Matt Baier’s upcoming book. In turn, Matt Baier tweeted Starcasm–who also ran with the leaks–saying they were “fake.” Lo and behold, the book leak images are now removed from Twitter after the publisher filed a copyright claim. So it must have been the Real McCoy guys!
If you’ll recall, Matt’s book took particular aim at one of his exes named Kelli Nunn, but don’t worry! She has fired back. She has posted screenshots of her e-mails and text messages with Matt to prove things he said in the book leak are a lie. She is currently verifying them with The Ashley, who I expect will post a story soon.
I found this one particularly grating. “Burgahs?” He seriously writes out his accent?
Nathan Griffith photoshops his body to look bigger?
Question mark? I mean, this photo is clearly photoshopped, judging from the funhouse door behind him, but I am speculating on the purpose. I’ll leave the final judgment to you guys.
Jenelle Evans planning her wedding
Yes, Jenelle is planning to tie the knot this fall, which doesn’t leave time for a lot of intricate planning. She told E! News that she’s aiming for a small, intimate ceremony (no co-stars allowed!) located at… wait for it…. a church.
Of course, no modern wedding can go without a campy theme, so she’s designing “backyard rustic theme” that she further described as “elegant, sweet and Southern.” She also plans to dress shop where else but New York City. (I haven’t left my county in like 6 months, guys. I don’t know how she does this shit.)
Jenelle also told them she’s not sure if her mother Barbara Evans will be invited.