Jenelle Evans Reveals Miscarriage
On the heels of controversy over Jenelle Evans finally acknowledging her pregnancy, a new interview with U.S. Magazine was released. In the article, Jenelle claims that the pregnancy everyone suspected in April was miscarried.
Jenelle said she found out she was pregnant in April while seeing an endocrinologist for her mystery health scare issues. It was just days after this appointment that she taped that infamous episode with The Doctors. She claims she told The Doctors’ featured endocrinologist that she had a positive pregnancy test but was now bleeding. Their endocrinologist performed an ultrasound as well as urine and blood tests and said, “Everything is coming back that you’re not pregnant.” (From my knowledge, a miscarriage would show falling levels of hormones, just like when she wasn’t sure if her positive pregnancy test was from her abortion or from her new pregnancy with Nathan Griffith. Please correct me if I’m wrong!)
Jenelle then went back to her original endocrinologist to tell her of the negative results, to which the doctor responded “Well, it looks like you had a miscarriage.” Jenelle then went on to say that the bleeding she thought was a period must then have been a miscarriage.
But wait, it’s gets weirder!
It was on The Doctors that Jenelle was also told to discontinue the birth control pill she was taking at the time to alleviate her mysterious symptoms, e.g., hot flashes, joint pain, anxiety, etc. With this, we started to see the nascent excuse for another pregnancy coming into form…
A lot of people called it from here. This doctor’s orders would be the excuse for why she got pregnant yet again. Well, my friends. Take your moment to gloat.
But we’re not done yet!
Remember how on The Doctors Jenelle said she wanted to wait “a year or two” before having any more kids? She specifically said, “When I settle down and stuff then, yeah, maybe then, but not any time soon.” This new interview thus means she sat there saying she did not want kids when she had just tested positive days earlier.
Jenelle claims she and David had to switch to condoms to prevent pregnancy once The Doctors told her to discontinue the pill. (Only the condom was “cheap and burst.” Twice, apparently.) But what doesn’t add up here, yet again, is that Jenelle was already pregnant when they gave her this advice.
Confusing, isn’t it?
So it just goes to show yet again that MTV’s claim that these girls promote safe sex and pregnancy prevention is a total joke.
Kail Lowry Tweets Dumb Shit
Shocking, right? Kail is in New York City for the VMAs tomorrow. She was asked what she would wear and tweeted that she was considering sweatpants.
Kail, honey. We’re still not over you yelling at Jo for wearing sweatpants on a Sunday in his own home while he and his girl care for a newborn. Fair warning: You show up wearing sweatpants—we will never, ever forget.
This is amidst Kail going back and forth with Javi’s friend Peach, who Javi revealed outted Kail’s cheating to him. Kail finally tweeted “Social media is not the place.”
But Peach didn’t let go.
Leah Messer gets yet another pet
So Leah gave Gracie a budget at a flea market, and the family walked away with a pet rabbit.
What’s the over/under on this poor rabbit disappearing? 3 weeks? The one-time budget for a flea market surely does not cover the ongoing care of a rabbit. Bunnies need fresh veggies and fruits, which are clearly not a staple in the Messer household. They also need fresh hay, pellets, exercise and mental stimulation, but let’s not get ahead of ourselves here.
Sorry, bunny. You are eating Cheetos and chocolate frosting from here on out!
Chelsea Houska’s gender reveal ruined (?)
Adam Lind made a tweet-and-delete saying Aubree told him the new baby is a girl. We’ll find out soon enough if he was for real here.
I’m pretty sure Teen Mom 2 is filming right now, so I’m sure we’ll get one of those scenes.
Scene: Chelsea collapses on the couch, phone in hand. Her hair is done up in a messy half-bun. She’s wearing a plaid lumberjack shirt from Casual Male XL and hipster glasses. She whines,, “Oh my gawwwwwd! Did you see A-d-a-m’s tweet?”
Whichever twinning friend is on rotation that night will commiserate in a shared baby voice pity fest.