ICYMI: Teen Mom 2 News Roundup

Hey guys! Just a quick Teen Mom 2 news roundup for you.

I also wanted to thank those of you who came forward with interest about writing for any of your favorite TV shows. We’ve had a good response so far, but could always use more writers, so e-mail me if you’re interested! ModernTopicsOnline@gmail.com I’m still looking for a Catfish writer, in particular so hmu! 🙂


Kail Lowry

Kail is on yet another vacation. This time she’s in Hawaii, fully living out her dreams of being a mermaid.

kail lowry mermaid

Anyone else getting South Park’s rip on Kanye West stuck in their head?

gay fish

I’ve been so lonely girl, I’ve been so sad and down Couldn’t understand why haters joked around I wanted to be free with other creatures like me And now I got my wish, cause i know that I’m a gay fish

Enough about Kail.

Jo and Javi were recently seen hanging out together at an aquarium. (This aquarium did not feature mermaid Kail’s or gay fish, unfortunately.) Looks like they’re co-parenting in a way that brings Isaac and Lincoln together.

kail lowry husband

Jo’s fiancée Vee has also started a makeup YouTube channel. You can watch her intro video here. The most interesting part of this 8-minute video is when Vee refers to Jo as her husband.  Secretly eloped or just jumping the gun?

Jenelle Evans

Not much to see here, surprisingly. Jenelle says she’s now 19 weeks pregnant and prone to flip out on any waitress that gets her order wrong. (Seriously, I’m not joking.) She’s currently filming with MTV, so she’s probably keeping sweet. She did announce on Twitter that she dropped her phone in the toilet. We hope David didn’t beat her ass.

Chelsea Houska

Rumors are still swirling around Chelsea’s gender reveal. Some people have discovered Chelsea’s Pinterest account and noticed that she was pinning girls’ infant outfits for fall. I checked and can confirm that she’s only pinning girls’ outfits, and they’ve all been pinned in the last 5 days.

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Leah Messer

Leah is still posting daily motivational quotes and awkwardly sad-looking selfies and says her life now is great. Jeremy recently had Addie for at least a weekend. Otherwise, girlfriend seems to be living a low key life this past week.

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No word on what happened to the poor rabbit that Gracie picked out at the market last week. 🙁


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  1. Nikki says:

    Kailyn is annoying. Jenelle is horrible. Chelsea is clearly having a girl. And Leah just looks …. old….. :0

  2. I Never Yell says:

    Laughed so hard at the comment about UBT potentially beating Jenelle since she dropped her phone in the toilet. But then remembered its not that out there seeing as she’s heavily pregnant now and that’s how it went down with that ex of his.
    Also, you can literally see the domestic violence on his face. He gives me the creeps more than anyone on the franchise, besides maybe Matt.

    You’re right, I noticed Leah’s eyes always look sad, even when she’s grinning.

  3. Nathan's Cop Car Dramatics says:

    That outfit that Chelsea pinned…. being a baby is the one time in your life you can wear footie pyjamas in public and everyone thinks you’re cute, who could be bothered dressing up their baby like that? At least there’s no leopard print

    I feel like we should start a betting pool on when Jenelle’s baby will be born, and how many weeks “premature” she’ll claim she is. I’ll predict December 1st, 8 weeks “early”

    • Ambers 'anxiety' says:

      And if so I wonder how she’ll explain away the nicu time

    • UBT's Secret Basement Room says:

      Gah! When I had my first baby four and half years ago, EVERYTHING was leopard print. It was so ubiquitous that multiple seriously normal people bought me multiple leopard print baby items.
      It was hideous. My sister made me return it all the day after my baby shower. 😆😆😆
      How long til Kail gets her bum size reduced? That big a bottom is a trend that can only last so long. As a naturally small-top, big-bottom girl who was a teen in the late 90s/early2000s, I still can’t get my head around big butts being a thing (not that they’re bad, obvs). My knee jerk self loathing of big butts is super strong from teenagehood

      • UBT's Secret Basement Room says:

        when teeny, flat bottoms were all you saw! I wonder how different I’d feel about myself if j had been a teen today…

  4. Leah's Meth Pipe says:

    Kail is annoying the shit out of me. I swear she just wants to live the single life. She’s reminding me so much of Jenelle lately.
    Leah does look sad. But can you blame her? She’s what, 23, 2 divorces, 3 kids-one with a disability, and one and a half rebabs stints.
    Jenelle will have the baby early. I wonder which county though? Didn’t she move so Kaiser was born in the other Carolina so he wouldn’t be on the CPS radar?
    Chelsea, she dresses Aubs so cute. I’m sure this babe-girl or boy-will be dressed adorably as well. I wonder what names she has picked out?

  5. Stop it says:

    I’ve been following Chelsea on Pinterest for a while now. The outfits she’s pinned recently are very cute. I have to say, she has good fashion sense when it comes to her kids. With herself, it’s hit or miss for me. I’m not a fan of the lumberjack look, or when she used to wear huge sweatshirts. But I guess everyone has those lazy, comfy days sometimes.

  6. The IncrediKail Hulk says:

    Does anyone else find it suspicious that Jenelle, miss “I want a girl soooooooo badly!!!”, has not posted a single ultrasound pic?

    I dunno. Just something I’ve been finding suspicious lately.

    • Catherine says:

      I find the whole “I want a girl, finally got my girl” bizarre. I have an amazing stepson and when I finally got pregnant which was a miracle, people would say I am sure you want a girl-one of each. All I thought was I just want a healthy baby. It just goes back to Jenelle thinking children are accessories.

      • Mk2000 says:

        I agree, my first was a boy, I was on bed rest, he was born early and weighed 4lbs 8oz. With my second I was hoping for no bed rest ( I had a 1 year old to take care of), and a healthy baby. My second pregnancy went great and I had a girl 6Lbs 9oz. I had gestational diabetes with both pregnancies, so it is crazy how small my babies were.

        Also even though my son was so small, he was perfectly healthy. We were both sent home on day three.

        • Catherine says:

          My son just started 3rd, are yours in school yet?

          • Mk2000 says:

            ‘Yes, my daughter just started 5th, and my son started 7th. Last year he started middle school. It was pretty tough on me sending my baby boy to middle school. They grow so fast, I sometimes wish they were still babies. By the way middle school isn’t bad, I did all that worrying for nothing..lol

  7. Nathan's Ponytail says:

    Do you like fishsticks? Lol!

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