ICYMI: Teen Mom News Roundup

Happy Finale day, y’all!

As we say our tearful goodbyes to another TMOG season, let’s catch up on what’s been going on with some of our favorite ladies & gents from TM2.




Adam Loses Custody of Paislee

Who could have possibly seen this coming?

Oh, wait… all of us. We all saw it coming.

It’s been a couple of months since the news first broke that Chelsea’s ex Adam tested positive for methamphetamine and amphetamine while in the process of suing baby mama #2, Taylor, for custody of their daughter, Paislee. Now we’ve learned that, according to a motion Taylor recently filed, the failed drug test in question was taken barely 24-hours before Adam was due to have Paislee for the weekend. No more weekends for you, Adam, ya dick!

InTouch reports that Adam’s druggy ways have likely lost him custody and visitation rights with his youngest. As far as Aubree goes, her visitation with her dad was already court-ordered to occur only under the supervision of Adam’s parents, and it doesn’t look like that will be changing as a result of this latest mess.

[Correction: An earlier article reported that Adam lost custody of Paislee, but Radar has since issued a statement that Adam has NOT lost custody at this time.]

To add to Adam’s saga, last week Radar leaked an affidavit that Taylor filed back in December of 2014 in which she alleges that Adam murdered two of her puppies, and “possibly” killed the dog of an unnamed ex-girlfriend. As a passionate Crazy Dog Lady, I find this news tremendously disturbing. If it’s true (and I think we’ve all seen that Adam is capable of behaving like a sociopath), then he deserves whatever the court gives him #pupsbeforechumps

As if that isn’t enough of Bad Dad Adam, just this morning Radar spilled more information from yet another court filing of Taylor’s. The affidavit, which is from January of this year, alleges that Taylor once arrived at Adam’s house to pick up their daughter, and found the 3-year old alone on the living room couch while Adam napped in another room. She also claims that Paislee’s behavior takes a nosedive when she spends time with her dad.

Adam’s response to these allegations? Perhaps Paislee acts out because she misses her dad!

Jennifer Lawrence GIF - Find & Share on GIPHY


 Kail’s Vacation Within a Vacation

A pregnant AF Kail has managed to take two vacations in the last couple of weeks! Color me jealous, although her travels are raising some eyebrows.

Earlier this month, some fans reacted with disapproval when Kail went on a trip to Puerto Rico, an area about which the CDC has issued a travel warning for pregnant women because of Zika, a scary supervillain of a virus that is spread through mosquito bites and can cause catastrophic birth defects if a pregnant woman is infected. It’s bad stuff, and Kail waltzed into the thick of it in her 3rd trimester.

Kailyn Lowry Puerto Rico

Kail showing off that Virgin Pineapple

When Instagram followers asked her about this, Kail said it was okay because she hadn’t seen a mosquito, and anyways, she has bug spray, guys! She also says she talked to her doctor before traveling there, but considering Kail is an anti-vaxxer, I have to wonder if by “talked to a doctor”, she meant “read on some blogs that it’s totally fine.”

For her second “Babymoon”, Kail took her boys Lincoln and Isaac to the Virgin Islands, causing controversy by lugging her bump onto yet another plane. According to the Mayo Clinic, air travel is considered safe for pregnant women under 36 weeks as long as their pregnancy is low-risk. We don’t know exactly how far along Kailyn is, but even if she isn’t yet at 36 weeks, she herself alleges that her pregnancy is high-risk.

Last month, before traveling to Puerto Rico, Kail brought a bit of a shitstorm upon herself when she livestreamed a trip to Starbucks (I know, right? She’s a caricature sometimes) and wasn’t wearing her seatbelt. When viewers commented on it, she allegedly stated that her pregnancy is so high-risk that her doctor told her not to wear one. Girl, what? I get that the pressure of a seatbelt might be tight around your baby bump, but it does that in order to keep you from, ya know, flying out of the windshield and splatting on the freeway.

Is everyone following this logic? Too high-risk for seat belts, not high-risk enough to keep from jetting all over the world in the third trimester. Girl, okay, at this point we’re all just hoping the rest of your pregnancy goes smoothly and you bring a healthy baby no. 3 into the world with limited drama.

Javi Reveals His Book Title

After puppy murder and Zika virus talk, let’s lighten this up with some dumb Javi news that broke a couple of days ago: The title of his book will be No Guarantees!


Thank you 3beauties1beau for asking the important questions

Is anyone on Earth actually excited for yet another book by a Teen Mom hanger-on? I’m already immensely disappointed by it, because it was originally going to be called Heartlessly Hustled, in response to Kail’s book Hustle and Heart, which I found absolutely hilarious. No Guarantees just isn’t bitchy enough. Hopefully it will be a picture book consisting only of cheesy portraits of Javi looking pensive.


You can really tell he’s a thinker because it’s black & white


Now that you’re up to speed, let’s get on this TMOG finale! Enjoy it, babies.


Tags: , , ,


  1. Xoxo says:

    Is anyone watching tonight?!?! Omg I was sitting here about to cry watching Ryan drive while high. He’s lucky he didn’t kill anyone!!

    • El-ahrairah says:

      I am utterly horrified. It legitimately and literally gave me heart palpitations watching him nodding off driving. Shame on MTV for not stepping in and putting everyone on the road at risk!

      • Baby Daddy #3 says:

        Right! I’m pretty sure even Intervention steps in! And like the whole part of their show is to watch high people do fucked up shit

        • El-ahrairah says:

          If something had happened and he hurt, or God forbid, killed someone else, I would hope MTV was sued into bankruptcy. What a disgrace they are! Like, we all appreciate the drama and the snarkability of this show, but how could they sit back and let this happen? We know from other episodes that they have producers in a car behind them live-watching the GoPros. They knew what was happening.

          • Elisha says:

            I believe that the cameras in the car don’t have real people monitoring them LIVE. They tape stuff then view it at a later date. I don’t see how MTV could be responsible unless they gave Ryan the drugs that fucked him up.

            • El-ahrairah says:

              Hmm, that’s certainly possible. I feel like I remember in the past the producers would be driving in a car behind them and would call to ask about what they’d just heard or seen? I could be wrong, because I can’t even remember which girl or season. But you’re definitely right that MTV can’t be held responsible legally. Although Simon is claiming that an MTV producer is giving out pills. If that is true, hooboy!

              • Tyler's Great American Novel says:

                I think that happened with Jenella when they were talking about her pregnancy!

    • Nikki says:

      Oh my gosh me too! I was gasping out loud, tears ready to fall watching that scene! That was so disturbing, he looked the worst I’ve ever seen and it was down right heartbreaking! I think Jen was sobbing at the wedding over what Ryan has become and not about Bentley not being there. It was hard as a mother to watch her so hysterical. 🙁

  2. Grace says:

    I read that radar online contacted the court and they said no changes were made to custody regarding Adam and Paislee.

    Either way that asshole doesn’t deserve to be around either of his children. Not until he can stay sober for a certain period of time.

  3. Old lady says:

    I don’t watch OG anymore, but my daughter just texted me about how sad and scary it was to watch Ryan driving so high. Sad.

    I didn’t know Kail is an anti-vaxxer. Are either of her son’s vaccinated?

    • El-ahrairah says:

      I’m not 100% sure on how things turned out, but when she was having Lincoln, she tweeted “We are not vaccinating.”


      Not sure if maybe she changed her mind. I imagine Jo would have a say in Isaac being vaccinated or not, so I’m not sure whether he was either. However, she did respond on Twitter that she just had to “fill out a form” to get around the school requirements.

    • Baby Daddy #3 says:

      Anti-vaccine and pro Zika.

      This bitch…

      • Nikki says:

        Exactly! She is one of those bitches who want the shock value and is just egging people on to say something so she can go off on her soap box. Javi’s book better have some good dirt on her !

      • chelseas annoying baby voice says:

        Good point!

      • Leah's Lahw-yur says:

        In my state, it is next to impossible to get a vaccination exemption for public school without a legitimate, documented medical reason that has to be verified by more than one doctor. They used to allow religious exemptions but that is no longer accepted. I just googled Delaware’s vaccine exemption law and according to what I read in my brief research, Delaware allows religious and medical exemptions but will not accept an objection based solely on political or personal philosophy. So how does Kail, who loudly proclaims her atheism, get a vaccine exemption?

  4. rosie says:

    Is it me or javy looks like obama in the book cover

  5. Nikki says:

    Can’t wait for the recap!! Anyone have any clue who they were bleeping out during the polygraph test?? About who Matt made sexual comments too??

  6. Hairstyles of the Rich & Alnost Fanous says:

    I bet before court Adam told Justin “The judge is gonna laugh at Taylor. I’ve been staying out of trouble for 5 minutes…”

  7. AMBIan says:

    Kails appearance on OG last night made me like her and respect her even less……great advice from a friend to stick with the pathological liar twice your age that has squandered 90k from you, you guys will work it out…. Just like Kail and Chris

  8. chelseas annoying baby voice says:

    This is random but.. so where I lie they are airing last season and currently watching the Puerto Rico episode and I have to rant.

    . Cate is talking to Amber and it’s ‘fucking fucking that’ like in every sentence.

    I curse too but Cate and Amber think they are so tough with throwing the f word around. Especially Cate…

    Another thing I noticed.. Maci looks totally bored and not very interested in her cast mates at all.

    • Tyler's Great American Novel says:

      I think Cate imagines herself as being way tougher and harder than she actually is and things the swearing helps.

      Don’t get me wrong. I love to swear. I have no issues with it, but if someone was like “pick someone to fight: Amber or Cate” I’d pick Cate because I think she’d just burst into tears or run away if I looked at her wrong where Amber would actually hand me my ass.

      I agree. Maci just seems done with everybody there.

      • chelseas annoying baby voice says:

        I have a feeling Amber would fight dirty as in pulling hair and stuff. I think she would hand me my ass too.

        I think Maci considers Cate and Amber tp be co-workers; not friends. She is just there for the freebie vacay. She might like them but I am willing to bet she’ll stop staying in touch the moment TM ends.

        I am convinced that she is creeped out by Matt and doesn’t want to be around him at all.

        Both Cate and Amber broke down at one point and walked away. Maci did not console them or follow them.

        If they had been her friends she would have gone after them.

    • rosie says:

      Reading your coment make me remember macis wedding. Cate and tyler looked so out of place. Even uncomfortable

      • chelseas annoying baby voice says:

        I wouldn’t be suprised if MTV requested Maci invited Cate & Ty, Grandpa & Amber to the wedding as on of the conditions of footing the bill voor the nuptials.

  9. Stephanie89 says:

    Does anyone know if Adumb is still with that Stasia girl or did she finally wise up?!

    • El-ahrairah says:

      It’s hard to say. Around November 2016, she was defending him online. But she completely abandoned her public Twitter account shortly afterwards and neither of them have posted about their relationship since. *shrug*

  10. Mo says:

    I’m not surprised about Adam and the meth. Once again Kail’s logic makes no sense. And Javi looks like Steve Jobs in that pic.

  11. I really love scanning this article.


Share your opinion.

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *