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Tyler and Cate talk about picking up and moving to LA. Maybe they could be neighbors with Farrah! Well, probably not. After talking about it for a few minutes, they decide to fly out to Los Angeles and check it all out.
Catelynn and Tyler are in LA to check things out. The first place they look at is over $1 million. They realize that isn’t happening. They decide to look at properties in Michigan for a non-boring house. I’ve lived many places in my life, and not sure any of them were boring or exciting. But, that’s just me.
Tyler and Cate drive by the house in Michigan that they are thinking about buying because it’s non-boring and they must love to pack up their stuff and move it since they just moved into their current house not long ago. They both love the new house. Catelynn and Tyler discuss buying the new house. Tyler wants to put an offer in right away. Cate is supportive of that plan. Tyler calls the realtor. They want to put the offer in, sight unseen.
Amber is having doubts about marrying Matt. She is also busy sparring with her producer, MMA style. Gary is hard at work on his new farm. Gary talks to Kristina about inviting “Portwood” over to their new place for Easter, for Leah’s sake. Kristina is fine with it. I swear her and Leah are the most mature people on this show. There’s a flashback to Gary dressed up as the Easter Bunny.
Matt and Amber show up for Easter, which they are celebrating during the week? Amber tells Gary that his new house is much nicer than his old house. Amber and Kristina leave to go get Leah from school. Amber asks Kristina why she left her ex for Gary. Um, Amber?! Boundaries, get ya some. Amber then bashes Gary and tries to get Kristina to do so as well. To Kristina’s credit, she does not. Leah is very happy to see both of them in the van at pickup time.
Amber asks Gary if she can have Leah on a weeknight and take her to school. He is still not having that. Gary says they are “getting there” and Amber asks him why they are still just getting there after four years. He doesn’t really answer that, at least not on camera. They all go outside to have an Easter egg hunt. Amber is a little uptight at the egg hunt about Leah’s performance. Amber is still upset about not being able to take Leah on a weeknight but Matt points out that they all live a lot closer to each other now.
Gary and Kristina talk about the Easter get together. Kristina is supportive of the four of them hanging out more. Gary is coming around to letting Amber have Leah through the week. Amber is upset by the current rumor about Matt cheating on her. Matt leaves, driving the Mamber car. Wait, I thought that was Amber’s car?! Amber is tired of having to figure out what is true when it comes to Matt.
Maci and Jayde count to five together, which is really cute. Maci is still debating (on this show) about confronting Ryan about his drug use. She is worried about Bentley seeing all the stuff with Ryan being strung out later on. Maci is worried about stepping on Mackenzie’s toes.
Mackenzie and her mom meet Jen and Larry for lunch. Mack’s mom sounds exactly like her. Jen asks about wedding planning and Mack invites her to go dress shopping with them. Mack’s mom talks about how great Ryan is to Mack. Larry points out that Mackenzie is great to Ryan. Mackenzie has several friends with her to look at wedding dresses. She wants something “over the top”. Later, Ryan and Mackenzie talk about her wedding dress, but she won’t tell him what it looks like. Ryan seems very subdued.
Maci calls a substance abuse counselor to get advice on talking to Ryan and his family about his drug problem. The counselor helps Maci walk through some possible ways to talk to Ryan about getting help. She does seem sad that it has come to this. Maci talks to Taylor about her call to the counselor and what she needs to do to try and help Ryan. Taylor is supportive and kind. Maci is really sad and scared.
Farrah and Sophia are at Debs in Iowa prior to heading to Key West for a family vacation. Dr. David is there as well, who is about as big of fan of Farrah’s as she is of him. They pray before the meal, during which Farrah rolls her eyes, while they’re closed. That’s talent! Dr. David tells Farrah that he had intended to give Debz an engagement ring the last time he was in LA, but he didn’t have a chance. He has made that right, now, though. Debz asks Farrah to be her maid of honor which Farrah says it’s a lot of responsibility on her. Deb wants the wedding to be in Bora Bora.
Debz, Farrah and Sophia are go-carting. Dr. David has declined to partake in that activity. Farrah asks her mom the timeline for the wedding. Debra says that Dr. David is still living in Michigan. Farrah is so rude.
Farrah and family are in Key West, and Farrah is aggravated with David. Farrah is irritated that he is watching golf and didn’t put a lid on the guacamole. Farrah is really uptight about that guacamole. Poor Sophia plays alone in the pool while Debz and Farrah bicker about dip. Farrah says Dr. David is a creep. Farrah also says that Simon will be showing up later. Farrah admits that she is letting Simon be there to spite her mom since she doesn’t like David. Whooo. There just really aren’t enough words here.
Debz and Farrah talk more about Debz’ wedding. Debra wants to make sure Sophia has fun in the wedding. Debz doesn’t want to have a boring wedding. Maybe she should contact Cate and Tyler about finding a non-boring house! Simon arrives and makes himself at home. Deb tries to talk to David but he’s busy watching TV. Simon tells Farrah that she should be more supportive of her mom’s wedding. Simon then states that David hates Farrah. Why would he even tell her that?
Next time on Teen Mom OG – Cate and Tyler buy their non-boring farmhouse, Maci faces talking to Ryan about his substance abuse issues, Farrah and Deb have another confrontation and Amber talks about breaking up with Matt. It’s also the Finale for the season, can you believe it?! Until next week, jersey out.