Hope you guys enjoyed the live recap! Now let’s look behind the scenes at why this special Teen Mom OG episode aired tonight: The VMAs.
The three main attendees tonight were Kail Lowry, Jenelle Evans and Farrah Abraham. Gary Shirley was also there, oddly enough. Now let’s get to snarkin’!
Jenelle Evans shows off her bump
I gotta be honest with you guys. At first I was like, ‘Ah shoot. There’s nothing good to snark on here.’ Because Jenelle actually looked pretty fab tonight. She embraced the bump in a nude chiffon dress with tasteful makeup, hair and jewelry. (I would bet money “Melange,” her usual go-to makeup artist through her ex-manager Jonny Donovan, was not involved this time.) If you didn’t know her, you’d probably get a very different impression from her red carpet walk.
But then my trainwreck dreams came true when I saw Jenelle did not attend the actual VMAs and spent the rest of the night snapchatting how pissed she was about it and pretending she had “business meetings” that took priority… on a Sunday… at 9 p.m….
On another note, Uncle David Eason was there. While he dressed decently… well, I’ll leave the rest to you guys. It’s rumored that the reason Jenelle did not or possibly could not attend the VMAs is because she insisted on bringing this ticket-less dope with her.
Kail Lowry takes Farrah’s place as a call girl
Okay, maybe that’s a bit harsh. Kail’s outfit itself looks a’ight, but she insisted on going completely bra-less, which left her nipple rings clearly visible. She was also trying to accentuate her new rear, but it comes off a bit… diaper-y to me.
I’m having a hard time being too lenient with her because she snapped a photo of some random person to make fun of their feet. So I figure she’s fair game.
Farrah Abraham tries too hard
I am guessing that Farrah was going for the attention with this get-up. She legit showed up as Wonder Woman, with poorly dyed blue hair and oddly contoured boobages. Her snaps are hilarious if you have a chance, because she is clearly playing it up and being loud but nobody will look at her.
Gary Shirley rolls out of bed for VMAs
This boy ain’t right. Who attends a red carpet event in a TJ Maxx polo and cargo shorts? I know I’m ragging on Farrah for trying too hard, but come on man. Just a modicum of effort!
Side note: I created a Snapchat account and followed these people just for you all. I seriously feel like this: